By Niall McArdle
Biographies generally make for great movies. Some people’s life stories have drama, triumph, torment,and tragedy, and if their lives happen to coincide with capital ‘H’ History, so much the better. Here are some biopics headed our way in the coming months.
The Imitation Game: Brilliant, Gay English Mathematician
The Theory of Everything: Brilliant, Not Gay, Disabled English Physicist
Unbroken: Brilliant American Athlete and Plucky POW, Probably Not Gay
Get On Up: Brilliant, Most Assuredly Not Gay, Very Athletic Funky American Singer
The Liberator: Brilliant Venezuelan Revolutionary, Gayness Undetermined
Dracula Untold: Brilliant, Misunderstood, Probably Not Gay Transylvanian Vampire