Naked Jennifer Lawrence, Brother Jimmy Fallon and My Schweddy Balls: A Slightly NSFW Blogiversary Post


source: Reddit (surprise, surprise)
source: Reddit (surprise, surprise)

by Niall McArdle

This week is my One Year Blogiversary, so I have been looking back at various posts and statistics on my blog since last September.

I was just in the process of putting together something about which were the most popular posts, and was thinking how I would go about explaining some of the odder things people have been looking for and how it helps them find my blog, when along comes The Fappening and proves my point.

This is the sort of thing that people come here looking for. Source: celebjihad.com
This is the sort of thing that people come here looking for. Source: celebjihad.com

By the way, Jennifer Lawrence & The Fappening sounds like a great name for a 1970s Motown band.

After a year of blogging, this is what I have learned:

You’re all perverts.

“Naked Jennifer Lawrence”, “Jennifer Lawrence Nude”, “Naked Mystique” and “J-Law boobs” are the most popular search terms on Google that brings people to my blog, and there was a marked increase in traffic this week. Which is odd, because really, “naked Jennifer Lawrence” should be bringing people to look at this instead of reading my crotchety grumblings about bad movies.

And I haven’t even seen X-Men: Days of Future Past. I did, however, review the trailer.

From now on I will tag every post with “Naked Jennifer Lawrence”. Also, it might be an idea to mention “Kaley Cuoco on the toilet”

Not shy Shia. source: eonline
Not shy Shia. source: eonline

When you degenerates aren’t slobbering over the thought of Jennifer Lawrence naked in blue body paint, you’re looking for Shia LaBoeuf in the buff.

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Also, a lot of you are obsessed with the fact that Jimmy Fallon had a tiny role in Band of Brothers.

Click on the photos to read The Top Ten Posts 

J-Law Blue and Naked (source: starprivate.com)
1: J-Law Blue and Naked (source: starprivate.com)
Michael Fassbender as Lt. Schlong in "Band of Brothers"
2: Michael Fassbender as Lt. Schlong in “Band of Brothers”
Uma, Orgasm; Orgasm, Uma.
3: Uma, Orgasm; Orgasm, Uma.
4: My blatant attempt to wrangle a free t-shirt (it didn't work but a lot of you liked the post) source: hairybaby
4: My blatant attempt to wrangle a free t-shirt (it didn’t work but a lot of you liked the post) source: hairybaby
You Liked Cokehead Colin Farrell and Pervy Jennifer Aniston
5: Cokehead Colin Farrell, Kuntish Kevin Spacey, and Jizzmatic Jennifer Aniston
6: "I have just returned from Munich with some great naked pics of Eva Braun"
6: “I have just returned from Munich with some great naked pics of Eva Braun”
7: Uncle Sam
7: Uncle Sam
8: Enjoy my Schweddy Balls
8: Enjoy my Schweddy Balls
9: More balls.  And pasta. And Guinness. And young people.
9: More balls. And pasta. And Guinness. And young people.
10: Believe it or not, this is a post about cigarettes
10: Believe it or not, this is a post about cigarettes

Month With the Most Views: March (probably because there was a lot of stuff around St. Patrick)

Strangest Search Engine Terms That Brought People Here:

“Gwyneth Paltrow nipple”

“Who was the first person to be run over by a train?”

“What was the name of the resistance leader in the original Total Recall?”

“Is Cillian Murphy blind?”

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Where Most of my Readers Live:

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United States
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United Kingdom
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Canada

Where Very Few of My Readers Live:

American Samoa
American Samoa
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French Guyana

Posts I Liked Writing the Most: 

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Baffled in Toyland: A Noddy Adventure as told by John Banville

and

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The Irishman Who Reported The Charge of the Light Brigade

and

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Uma the Goddess

Posts That I Found Difficult To Write Because They Were Too Upsetting:

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RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman

and

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A Year In Dublin

In spite of the fact that you’re all sex-crazed degenerates, I would like to thank you all for visiting, liking and commenting.

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It’s been a blast putting this blog together, and I have relished the chance to find other interesting, funny, smart bloggers.

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Please check some of the blogs I follow and posts I have liked. There are some great people out there. Also some weirdos.

Thank you to The Irish TimesA World of Film, CURNblog, Cinema Parrot Disco, the IPC, the New Wid Geese, and MovieRob for hosting posts by me.

Thank you also to 2 Paragraphs for letting me snipe and grumble about culture and celebrities.images6

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Big hugs to the bloggers The Flim Culb, Verbal Spew, 746 Books, who each nominated the blog for awards.

Raging Fluff & Beanmimo discussing important cultural matters
Raging Fluff & Beanmimo occasionally get together to discuss important cultural matters, mostly whose shout it is, the correct cooking time for a Goodfellas pizza, and which “Simpsons” character best deserves a spin-off show.

Bigger hugs to Beanmimo: he was the one who told me I should start a blog. So you can blame him for all of this.

I’m taking a break for a few days. Normal fluffering will resume next week. You can catch up with me on Facebook and Twitter.

pulp1The Royale With Cheeseathon continues

In the meantime, stop looking for nekkid pictures of celebrities. Go outside in the fresh air.

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34 thoughts on “Naked Jennifer Lawrence, Brother Jimmy Fallon and My Schweddy Balls: A Slightly NSFW Blogiversary Post

    1. Lol. You must be so proud, Eric. ; ) Don’t forget all the Wrong Turn weirdos!

      Happy Blogiversary, Niall! : ) I remember my one year blogiversary. *sigh* They grow up so fast…. And, yeah – what’s with all the perverts online?! Seriously!!! My naked Chris Hemsworth bum gets loads of hits. ; )

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  1. Congratulations Niall. You have achieved so much more in one year than I have managed in two and a half. (Mind you, that’s not saying much…)
    Search terms? My two most common are; ‘Anal Insertions’ and ‘Driest County In England’. I am still trying to connect the two!
    Keep raging, and keep doing what you do.
    All the best from England, Pete.

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  2. congrats Niall,

    You have become an important staple on my site these last few months and I will always be grateful for your in-depth analysis of movies.

    You have constantly inspired me to watch or rewatch movies and in fact I’m in the middle of one right now.

    Keep up the excellent work, my friend!

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