Obey the J-Law!


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by Niall McArdle

Happy Friday. I’m just popping by to let all you fluffsters know that I am still taking a blogging break after my You’re All Perverts Naked Jennifer Lawrence Blogiversary post, but I wanted to update you on flufferings to come.

I Am the J-Law!
I Am the J-Law!

Coming Soon to the Fluffosphere

or

Obey the J-Law

This is a selection of Flufferings To Come over the next few weeks, some of which have to do with Jennifer Lawrence, which will please the degenerates among you.

"X-Men: Days of Future Past" starring naked Jennifer Lawrence and some other people that you don't care about. source: frakingfilms.net
“X-Men: Days of Future Past” starring naked Jennifer Lawrence and some other people that you don’t care about. J-Lawness Scale: 5 source: frakingfilms.net
"Winter's Bone" by Daniel Woodrell, later made into a film starring Jennifer Lawrence. source: goodreads
“Winter’s Bone” by Daniel Woodrell, later made into a film starring Jennifer Lawrence. J-Lawness Scale: 4.5 source: goodreads
"God's Pocket" starring Philip Seymour Hoffman in one of his last roles. Hoffman also co-stars with Jennifer Lawence in a couple of "The Hunger Games" movies. J-Lawness Scale: 4 source: imdb
“God’s Pocket” starring Philip Seymour Hoffman in one of his last roles. Hoffman also co-stars with Jennifer Lawrence in a couple of “The Hunger Games” movies. J-Lawness Scale: 3.5 source: imdb
"Bad Words" starring and directed by Jason Bateman. Also featuring Alison Janney. Both Bateman and Janney costarred with Ellen Page in "Juno". Page costars with Jennifer Lawence in "X-Men: Days of Future Past". J-Lawness Scale 3.5
“Bad Words” starring and directed by Jason Bateman. Also featuring Alison Janney. Both Bateman and Janney costarred with Ellen Page in “Juno”. Page costars with Jennifer Lawrence in “X-Men: Days of Future Past”. J-Lawness Scale 2.5 source: moviesonfree.com
Ramses the Great. I'll be talking about several adventure novels by Australian thriller writer Matthew  Reilly, which usually involve ancient archaeological digs, secret powers, sacred stones and general Indiana Jones meets Robert Langdon tomfoolery. J-Law Scale: 0 (unless Jennifer Lawrence has been to old temples in Egypt, Peru, or China
Ramses the Great. I’ll be talking about several adventure novels by Australian thriller writer Matthew Reilly, which usually involve ancient archaeological digs, secret powers, sacred stones and general Indiana Jones meets Robert Langdon tomfoolery. J-Lawness Scale: 0 (unless Jennifer Lawrence has been to old temples in Egypt, Peru, or China) source: wikipedia
Autumn. The most wonderful time of the year. The leaves will be turning soon. J-Lawness Scale: 2 (she won an Oscar for her role in 'Silver Linings Playbook', which was premiered at TIFF in September 2012)
Autumn. The most wonderful time of the year. The leaves will be turning soon. J-Lawness Scale: 1 (she won an Oscar for her role in ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, which was premiered at TIFF in September 2012)
The Nazi invasion of Poland and the start of WWII, 75 years ago this month. J-Lawness Scale: 0.75 Poland has a bad history of being overrun by totalitarian states, and a dictatorhsip is at the heart of Jennifer Lawrence's "Hunger Games" movies; perhaps that is why she has a particularly rabid fan base on Polish Tumblr sites. source: ushmm.org
The Nazi invasion of Poland and the start of WWII, 75 years ago this month. J-Lawness Scale: 0.75 Poland has a bad history of being overrun by totalitarian states, and a dictatorhsip is at the heart of Jennifer Lawrence’s “Hunger Games” movies; perhaps that is why she has a particularly rabid fan base on Polish Tumblr sites. source: ushmm.org
There will be another couple of Royale With Cheeseathon posts. Do you know that when 'Pulp Fiction' was released Jennifer Lawrence was only three years old? Fuck. I am ancient.
There will be another couple of Royale With Cheeseathon posts. Do you know that when ‘Pulp Fiction’ was released Jennifer Lawrence was only three years old? Fuck. I am ancient. J-Lawness Scale: 0 Ageing Fluff Scale: 5
I just want to reassure you that in spite of Miss Lawrence's ubiquity, this blog will always regard Uma Thurman as the Prime Mover. J-Lawness Scale: 0. However, now that i think of it, Uma did star in a film called "Jennifer 8", and she was nekkid in it, and, oh, here we go again ...
Uma Thurman. I just want to reassure you that in spite of Miss Lawrence’s ubiquity, this blog will always regard Uma Thurman as the Prime Mover. J-Lawness Scale: 0. However, now that I think of it, Uma did star in a film called “Jennifer 8”, and she was nekkid in it, and, oh, here we go again …

Once again, you’re all perverts. Please try to have a weekend free of Jennifer Lawrence.

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