Now this is how to do a trailer. Just the other day, I was watching this very interesting video about how to make a good movie trailer. Woodshock stars Kirsten Dunst and appears to be about her character wandering around the woods, standing by the water’s edge, and preparing medicinal joints. It’s filled with odd, woozy […]

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Fate of the Furious

File this under Batshit Insane Guilty Pleasures. Vin Diesel & Co.’s series of high-octane macho silliness continues apace with Fate of the Furious, with Charlize Theron along for the ride as a Bondesque submarine-wielding villain.

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The Mummy (trailer)

The Universal Monster Cinematic Universe has unveiled the trailer for the first film in the series: The Mummy It features: Tom Cruise doing Tom Cruise-y stuff. Russell Crowe as Doctor Jekyll and Mister Exposition. Sand. A woman who’s beautiful and brainy (she wears glasses). Whatever bits of London weren’t destroyed in London Has Fallen. A […]

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Morgan (Trailer)

So Luke Scott (son of Ridley) has directed a sci-fi action thriller thingy called Morgan. It’s sort of like Ex Machina but it’s also sort of like Deep Blue Sea (corporate troubleshooter visits remote location to put a stop to boffins’ odd science experiment; things go amiss; mayhem ensues)   Review to follow: I didn’t […]

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Men & Chicken

Think of The Island of Dr. Moreau. Then imagine it starred The Three Stooges. And some of the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Then set it in a dilapidated sanatorium straight out of your worst nightmares. Then cast Mads Mikkelsen but make him look and act like nothing you’ve ever seen from him before.  

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