Coming Soon … to a Laptop Near You

I don’t even know why they call it television anymore, when so many shows are streamed online instead of broadcast. Anyway, here are some of the more buzzed-about new offerings for 2017.

The March of Death 2016

N is for Netflix

If you don’t know what NETFLIX AND CHILL means, you’re probably old and married.

Game of Thrones Releases Trailer

Game of Thrones has finally released a full trailer for Season 6 of the fantasy series. From the opening shot of dead probably not dead come on, we all know he’s alive Jon Snow lying in the snow at the Wall to a close-cropped Cersie Lannister to a blind Arya to her now-lanky brother […]

Elementeurasian, Watson

The dramatic telling of Mr. Conan-Doyle’s stories is immensely popular in the Orient, with almost a hundred million people gathering before their difference engines to watch it.

What Is ‘Cinematic TV’?

Seitz singles out the marvellous The Knick as an example of a TV show that can truly be called cinematic.

Sherlock Christmas Special Trailer

“You’re Sherlock Holmes – wear the damn hat!”

Fly the Zombie-Friendly Skies

It’s a, ahem, homage to ‘World War Z’

EXXXTRAS Wanted For ‘Westworld’

Extras on the new series “may be required to perform genital-to-genital touching, simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching, contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude, pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back, [and] ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude.”

A Summer of Fluff

While others are outside soaking up vitamin D or taking a dip in the lake, I look for a cool spot (preferably indoors) to sit and read a book or watch some decent TV.

The Fluff Is Raging

Flufferings on Arts, Culture and the Perpetual Allure of Uma Thurman by an Irish ex-pat currently at large in Canada

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